Saturday, January 8, 2011

details that matter #1


Tommy:  You ever noticed that the posts with me in it, always has more comments?
Meme:    And?
Tommy:  That says something.
Meme:    Like?
Tommy:  I'm more interesting.
Meme:    Really, is that what it means?
Tommy: Yes ma'am, it does.
Meme:   Actually, it just means the readers want the male perspective.
Tommy: That I am. I am definitely male.
Meme:   Keep telling yourself that.
Tommy: Are we going to do this or what?
Meme:   We are, almighty one, we are.
Tommy: So then let's go.
Meme:   Calm down guy, I do have to type.
Tommy: I'm not doing this everyday, you know that right?
Meme:   Only when I'm really desperate and have writers block.
Tommy: Good. I have a life.
Meme:   Do you now?  So, as you were saying...
Tommy: Y'all pay attention to all the wrong things. 
Meme:   Really...what should we be looking for kind sir?
Tommy: Were just doing one today, ok?  Call of Duty awaits me.
Meme:   *rolls my eye*
Tommy: The episode where all of the people went on the trip, the ant tour.
Meme:   What about it?
Tommy: Remember that fake fight?
Meme:   Yes?
Tommy: Who does your boy sit by the whole time?  Hwangbo. 
             Even when the guys all go out after the "fight,"
             he sits there MISSING out on MAN TIME. 
             It's a natural reaction though.  You do what you gotta do. 
             When something goes, ummm....
Meme:   Awry? wrong? bad?
Tommy: Whatever, when something goes wrong it's a males instinct to do what feels right.
             The rest of the guys wanted to help fix the problem. He chose to stay with Hwangbo.
             That's what felt right to him. It was instinctive for him to stay with her.
             It wasn't til later that he figured out that the girls needed to vent.
             Before he left though, he looked at her. That's how in tuned they were with each other.
             Didn't know that huh?
Meme:   I noticed, just not exactly the way you explained it though.
Tommy: Yea, yea, yea.  Instead all you gals were probably tripping over the lame back massage. 
             See, looking at all the wrong things. We done? I'm out!! COD time!!